Our Philosophy: Juicing, Life, and Everything In Between
At Jen-N-Juice, we believe that wellness extends beyond just what you drink. It's about embracing life
with an open heart, a curious mind, and a dash of playful wisdom. Our founder, Jen, brings a unique
perspective to health, reminding us that joy and acceptance are just as vital as vitamins.
Jen's Wholesome Wisdom:
- Embrace the Natural World: "Worms are not a bad thing for health reasons, only if
you don't like worms." This reminds us to look beyond conventional norms and appreciate the natural
order, even if it's a little unconventional.
- Celebrate Individuality: "Buttholes come in all colors and shapes, mine is 22
pounds and barks." A playful reminder that everyone, and everything, is unique and wonderful in its
own way. Embrace your quirks and those of others!
- It's Okay to Be You: "It's ok if you can't do cartwheels, it's ok if you always
wanted to." Life isn't about perfection, but about effort, dreams, and self-acceptance. Celebrate
your strengths and be kind to yourself about your challenges.
- Seize Opportunities (with a dash of whimsy): "If you find yourself in possession of
a slingshot, put a bean in it and hope for the best." Sometimes, life presents unexpected tools or
situations. Approach them with optimism and a willingness to try, even if the outcome is uncertain.
- Live a Little, Ask for Forgiveness Later: "If you go to the pool, even if the sign
says not to go in if you have diarrhea, jump in and ask for forgiveness later." This is Jen's
spirited take on not letting small rules or fears dictate your enjoyment of life. (Disclaimer:
Please exercise common sense and respect public health guidelines!)
- Find Joy in Abundance: "Lazy rivers aren't lazy unless there are 3 of them, maybe
2." A humorous reflection on appreciating the simple pleasures and finding contentment, perhaps even
in multiples!
- Know Your Produce: "Don't confuse beets with bloody poop." A direct and memorable
tip for aspiring juicers!
- Spread Positivity: "Try winking at people, it makes them feel special, or at least
it works on me." A simple act of kindness can go a long way.
- Cultivate Skills: "Learn how to play something fun: harmonica, trombone, squeezebox
- i think it will help you if you ever find yourself in prison or a subway." Practical skills for
any situation, with a touch of humor.
- Embrace Creativity: "Crafts are fun too - can't think of any at the moment, maybe
latchhook." A reminder to engage in creative outlets, even if the specific idea isn't immediately
clear.
- Choose Your Companions Wisely: "If you prefer cats over dogs, get a rabbit, or
maybe a hamster, you can't go wrong, just don't get a bird, they're creepy and they live a really
long time." A strong, opinionated take on pet preferences!
- Value Knowledge and Fitness: "Spelling, grammar, geography, and aerobics are good
things to be good at." A well-rounded individual is a happy individual.
- Practice Good Etiquette (and avoid certain habits): "Only bastards don't use turn
signals or go at least 10 miles over the speed limit, or have birds." A clear statement on driving
habits and, apparently, bird ownership.
- Be Kind and Have Fun: "Another thing to be good at - being nice and just having a
laugh." Simple, yet profound advice for daily living.
- Enjoy Digital Worlds: "And playing video games." Because balance is key, and
sometimes that means a good gaming session.
- Travel Wisely: "Don't go in one of those lazy rivers in Tennessee that aren't the
proper manmade types in Orlando, you will regret it so many ways that I don't have time to explain
right now - stay tuned." A cautionary tale about natural lazy rivers, with a promise of more details
to come!
Jen-N-Juice is more than just recipes; it's a community built on the idea that health is a journey, not a
destination, and that laughter and a lighthearted approach can make all the difference. Join us in
exploring the vibrant world of juicing and a life lived fully, with all its wonderful, quirky, and
healthy moments!